Charge in!

(Okay seriously you used this one? I mean, well yeah sound heroic and stuff, but does it really sound like something that I would endorse? I mean remeber what I just made, well what you just made Rachel do? But I ain't judgin' just sayin' the Reinhardt way is not always dae waey and because you obviously don't know the waey I - the Narrator - will show you the waey and take over this chapter)

You charge in on them with a battlecry. The three knights in shineing armor look towards you and draw their glimmering swords and run towards you. Rachel is at your heels and overtakes you after a few steps, beacause she is faster than you, (of course she is i mean remember your MV and she well she is a dartthingy on its way to fuck mrs. Dartthingy - not a good metaphor? Well too bad thats what you get) She screams again, and you should now realize that something is wrong, because the knights don't get attracted by her armor, or by her at all (well they do, but maybe they are necrophiliacs because they want to kill her more than to fuck her, I really have a problem with **** should get that looked at probably) She jumps in the air (nice butt by the way girl), and slashes the face of the foremost knight in half, though while she tries to turn around to kill the other a magical flame consumes her (told you wrong choice, body, now she is not just figurtifly smokin hot now she is literally smokin hot... and also very dead, great job) With a pained scream you charge further again and fight with (well with what actually, remember mate no mana, and your only weapon consumes mana, you want to fight swords with fists, let me tell you not a fucking good idea - unless you want to get yourself killed that is), yada, yada, yada, your dead long story short. (told you so)

However I am a mercifull god and stuff... ###Error 404 Narrator not found###

"Good first part patched out, now to find that code that that maniac took to unlock the shades again, and also patch out the level-up tree, so should be done, time to go home" you hear while slowly fading back to existence, you set out to get back your power, but well

f... - skeleton walked through you
u... - ghoul sat on you
c... - hero ran through you
k... - Rachel sets up a trap to kill you everytime you respawn because of how you treated her

GAME OVER

Good job - the Narrator Feb. 2018 - March. 2018

I shouldn't drink and write...