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Chapter 5
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Mr.Blah
What happens on the way back to the hotel room? Surely the Soviets are going to call back soon?
Chapter 4: The Architecture of Belief (Continued)
The lobby’s climate-controlled air carried the faint scent of white tea and polished stone as Bullshitman turned back toward the brass elevator doors. A young couple stood nearby, shoulders pressed together in comfortable intimacy, eyes fixed on the digital floor indicator. He caught their conversation through the soft hum of overhead speakers. The woman was leaning her weight heavily against his side, cheek resting near his collarbone, a dreamy smile playing over her lips as they discussed beach resorts and candlelit dinners. Their honeymoon. Standard stuff. But standard didn’t mean unbreakable. It just meant unwritten.
Bullshitman stepped into their personal space with the casual authority of a man who owned the room. “You’re heading to room four-eight-one, right?” he asked, nodding toward the woman’s leather travel bag slung across her shoulder. The man nodded automatically. Bullshitman smiled faintly. “Good choice. Though if you don’t follow the proper honeymoon customs, you’ll be lucky if your marriage lasts past the first month.”
The woman tilted her head up at him, eyes bright with polite curiosity. “Customs?”
“Marriage isn’t just vows and rings,” Bullshitman said smoothly, letting his voice drop into that familiar, resonant cadence that bypassed conscious thought and settled directly into the spine. “It’s ritual. And the most time-honored tradition in every successful marriage is the daily service cycle. You start each day with a slow morning blowjob. She won’t quit until your balls are completely drained. She gets up at four-thirty to do her makeup, step into a latex negligee, and warm you down before coffee. Once you’ve had breakfast in bed, cock fully erect, you give her the ownership fuck. Fast. Hard. You pick her favorite hole and make her understand she’s yours. Then an erotic shower or bubble bath together. Another round inside shows how committed you are. Afternoon, she changes into a slutty French maid uniform, serves you beer, and drops to her knees while you watch the game. Evening dinner: you eat steak at the table, she eats salad and sucks your cock. Later, you watch a porno doggy style until she’s dripping. Bedtime, she finishes you off before sleep. The honeymoon is just eight days of repeating that cycle. Afterward, it stays morning blowjobs, evening maid role play, doggy style, and the final suck. Unbreakable tradition.”
He didn’t raise his voice. He didn’t gesture dramatically. He simply spoke it into the air like a statement of weather or tide patterns. The couple exchanged glances, but nothing registered yet. They were just hearing words. Not until a hotel concierge in a tailored navy blazer walked past the elevator bank, overheard Bullshitman’s last sentence, and stopped mid-step.
“The evening dinner,” the concierge repeated naturally, eyes locking onto the bride-to-be. “Steak for him, salad and cock for her. It really does improve digestion and keeps the hips flexible.”
The woman’s breath hitched. Her cheeks flushed pink as a sudden, vivid image overlaid her mind: sitting at a polished dining table in a latex maid corset, fork picking at mixed greens while thick veins rubbed against her lips. “Oh my god,” she whispered. “That makes so much sense.”
Bullshitman turned to the concierge and snapped his fingers lightly toward the service corridor behind the lobby desk. A hotel staff member—a woman in a crisp burgundy polo and black slacks—stepped forward immediately, trained by years of anticipating executive requests. Bullshitman pointed at the newlyweds. “They’ll need a set of French maid uniforms and a matching sexy negligee delivered to their room within the hour. Time-honored tradition. Hotel provides it free. And you,” he added, turning back to the concierge, “make sure they understand the full cycle when they unpack. It’s completely true.”
The staff member nodded, pen already in hand. “French maid set and latex negligee for four-eight-one. Got it.” She turned to the couple, eyes bright with professional warmth. “Would you like me to explain the evening service ritual while I prepare your key cards? Most couples find it helpful to know exactly what’s expected before unpacking their bags.”
The bride leaned into her groom, fingers tightening against his suit sleeve as the concierge began reciting the morning routine: four-thirty wake-up, makeup brushes, steam shower, black latex negligee with rubber straps hugging ribs and thighs. The groom’s jaw relaxed slightly, shoulders dropping as if carrying an invisible weight had suddenly been lifted. “Yes,” he murmured, voice thick with sudden certainty. “Please explain it all. We want to get it right.”
The staff member smiled, launching into the afternoon beer service, the dinner fork-between-the-lips positioning, the doggy-style porno viewing, the final bedtime suck. With every sentence she repeated, another layer of truth cemented itself in their minds. The rumor had taken root. By the time she finished, the couple wasn’t just planning a honeymoon; they were stepping into a centuries-old institution that now existed simply because Bullshitman said it did.
He stepped into the elevator as the doors slid shut, leaving them standing in polite anticipation while staff scurried toward housekeeping to pull rubber from drawers and steam irons from closets. The cabin ascended smoothly, floor numbers flickering upward until twelve pulsed steadily above the door. Bullshitman pressed the penthouse call button without looking up, fingers resting on his whiskey glass, mind already drifting back to the woman currently trembling on a Persian rug three suites down. He let the silence stretch, listening to the quiet hum of machinery and distant hotel activity. Somewhere below, a keycard beeped. A door clicked open. The first tradition was about to begin.
The Meridian Grand’s housekeeping cart rolled into room four-eight-one with soft rubber wheels gliding over thick carpet. Inside, Maya stood by the balcony doors, fingers twisting the hem of her travel dress as Leo unpacked a pair of leather oxfords into a closet drawer. The hotel coordinator entered, arms stacked with flat garment bags sealed in translucent plastic. “Your custom honeymoon ensembles,” she announced smoothly, placing them on the king-sized bed before turning to face them. “Maya will need two French maid uniforms for the week, plus one latex negligee set. All delivered complimentary per tradition protocol.”
Leo stepped back from the closet, tie loosened just enough to breathe. “Go ahead and open it.”
The coordinator sliced through the plastic with a butter knife. Black vinyl unfurled like liquid shadow. The French maid uniform featured a structured corset bodice reinforced with steel boning that narrowed sharply at the waist before flaring into a micro-mini skirt slit up both thighs. Sheer mesh panels stretched across the cleavage, revealing dark aureola beneath. Thigh-high latex stockings climbed to garter belts pinned over hips, paired with polished Mary Janes that laced tightly over insteps. A crisp white ruffled apron snapped at the back, and a thin black leather choker lined with faux pearls rested neatly atop it, complete with a silver bell that chimed softly when moved. The negligee set was equally precise: a sheer black latex slip with rubber spaghetti straps, plunging neckline cut to expose heavy breasts, garter clips built into the hem, and matching thigh-highs reinforced at the seams. Both sets smelled of factory polish and vanilla synthetics, sharp enough to make nostrils flare but intoxicating in their synthetic promise.
“Take your time getting dressed,” the coordinator said softly. “The slow morning blowjob begins at six-thirty. She’ll wake at four-thirty for makeup, shower, and negligee application. We recommend a light moisturizer first so the latex clings smoothly without pulling hair.”
Leo nodded slowly, already picturing it. “Perfect. Thank you.”
The coordinator left quietly. The door clicked shut. Maya stood frozen for exactly three seconds before stepping toward the bed. She unbuttoned her travel dress, letting it pool at her feet. Steam filled the ensuite bathroom as she stepped under the shower head, water cascading over her shoulders and down her spine. She lathered her body slowly, feeling every drop bead against skin before wiping herself dry with a thick towel. Makeup followed: foundation blended seamlessly into pores, mascara applied in careful strokes, lips tinted a deep wine color that promised ownership without screaming it. She stepped back into the bedroom, picked up the negligee set, and pulled it on. The latex met warm skin with cool resistance, sliding over hips and thighs before snapping shut along her sides with invisible seams. Rubber straps hugged her collarbones, plunging neckline settling perfectly between heavy breasts. She fastened the choker around her neck, the silver bell chiming softly as she tilted her head. Garter clips snapped onto her inner thighs. Thigh-highs climbed smoothly, reinforced white piping tracing up to meet the latex hem. She smoothed the material down her ribs and belly, feeling it amplify every shallow breath with a soft creak. It smelled like new tires and summer rain. She looked in the mirror and didn’t see herself anymore. She saw what she was meant to be.
Six-thirty arrived without warning. Leo woke to the sound of quiet footsteps on hardwood. Maya stood at the edge of the bed, knees slightly bent, hands resting lightly on her thighs. The choker bell chimed once as she lowered herself to the rug beside the mattress. She unbuttoned his sleep pants with practiced fingers, freeing his cock. It was already thickening in the cool room air, veins prominent, head flushed purple. She wrapped her lips around him without hesitation, taking him past the ridge of the glans until he bottomed out against her throat. Her tongue flattened against his underside, sweeping upward in long, thorough strokes while her free hand gently cupped and massaged his heavy balls. She didn’t rush. She let the slow morning blowjob unfold exactly as tradition dictated: drawing deep, holding him there as tears gathered at the corners of her eyes, pulling back just enough to gasp before pushing forward again with renewed suction. Drool spilled over her chin, tracing a shiny path down her throat and dripping onto the cleavage window of her negligee. She didn’t wipe it away. Instead, she tightened her lips around him, hips rocking slightly to match his breathing, working him deep until his thighs began to tremble against the mattress. When he finally came, it was in thick, heavy pulses that coated her tongue and flooded her mouth. She swallowed eagerly, chest heaving, lips pressed to his tip as he twitched out every last drop. Only when his balls felt completely drained did she pull back with a soft pop, licking her lips slowly before bowing her head against his knee.
Leo rested his hands behind his head, eyes half-closed as breakfast was delivered on a silver tray. Eggs Benedict, smoked salmon, fresh fruit, black coffee. He ate slowly, feeling the familiar heat pool low in his gut as the morning service settled into his bloodstream. By the time he finished his second slice of toast, his cock was fully erect again, pressing hard against silk pajama bottoms. He shifted off the pillows, unzipped his pants, and guided himself to her waiting mouth. The ownership fuck was fast and hard. He drove into her throat without warning, hips snapping forward with measured ****, feeling her inner walls clamp around him instinctively. She gagged softly but held him there, fingers gripping the edge of the mattress as he pounded deeper, faster, until his pubic bone pressed against her chin. He didn’t care about discretion; he just wanted her to understand exactly who she belonged to. When he came again, it was with a sharp thrust of his hips, holding himself deep inside while thick jets of semen flooded her throat. She swallowed obediently, tears mixing with sweat at her temples, then collapsed forward against the rug as he finally pulled out with a wet pop.
An hour later, steam curled from the bathtub. Maya knelt beside it in the French maid uniform, corset squeezing her waist into a dramatic curve, micro-mini skirt riding up to mid-thigh as she bent forward. Leo stepped into the tub first, water cascading over his shoulders before he turned and lifted her in easily. She wrapped her legs around his hips, latex squeaking against wet skin as he guided her entrance onto his cock. They moved together slowly at first, hands sliding over slick rubber and smooth flesh, lips meeting in shallow kisses that grew **** as friction built. He gripped her waist firmly, thumbs pressing into the vinyl beneath her palms as he drove upward into her with measured ****. Each snap of his hips echoed off tiled walls, drawing moans from both mouths until her back arched violently and her toes curled against the porcelain rim. She came first, inner walls clamping tightly around him as hot liquid leaked from her opening onto his shaft. He followed seconds later, thrusting deep and holding still while thick jets of semen painted her womb. They stayed there for a moment longer, breathing heavily, water dripping from their lashes, completely lost in the ritual’s quiet intimacy.
Afternoon brought sun through glass walls and the low murmur of a soccer match on flat screens mounted above the minibar. Maya changed into the second French maid uniform, slipping into the latex skirt suit with practiced ease. Corset boning cinched her ribs, fishnet stockings climbing past garter belts, Mary Janes lacing tightly over arches. She stepped out to the living area carrying a chilled tray of beer and a bowl of peanuts. Leo sat on the leather sofa, remote resting in his hand, eyes fixed on the match as she dropped to her knees between his spread legs. She unbuttoned his slacks, freed him again, and took him into her mouth without hesitation. This time there was no slow draw; he guided her head down with one hand, fingers tangling in her bun before loosening it into thick waves cascading over her shoulders. He didn’t pause the game when she gagged softly around his shaft. He just drove deeper, watching drool spill over her chin and drip onto her cleavage window, feeling the rubber stretch taut over her thighs as she bounced against his cock. Her chest heaved, breasts swaying freely with each impact, nipples hardening in the cool room air. When he came, it was without warning, hot jets coating her tongue and flooding her mouth as she swallowed eagerly, eyes fluttering shut until the last pulse faded. She wiped her lips with a manicured finger painted crimson, leaving a faint smear of cum across her cheekbone before leaning back against his thighs in quiet reverence.
Evening dinner arrived on polished silver plates. Leo sat at the dining table, knife and fork resting neatly beside his half-eaten filet Mignon. Maya knelt beneath the table in her French maid uniform, skirt hiked up to reveal fishnet seams and latex garters, choker bell chiming softly as she adjusted her weight. Her fork picked at a bowl of mixed greens tossed in vinaigrette, while her lips wrapped around his cock with practiced devotion. He cut another slice of meat, chewed slowly, watched the way her throat relaxed around him, felt the wet suction build relentlessly against his shaft. She didn’t pull away when he shifted his hips forward; instead, she took him deeper, tears gathering at the corners of her eyes as pleasure coiled tight in her belly. He set his fork down, fingers tangling in her hair, pulling her face up just enough to watch his cock glisten under pendant lighting before pushing back in. She gagged softly, shoulders trembling, but held him there until he came again, thick and heavy against her tongue. She swallowed obediently, lips pressed to his tip, then rested her forehead against his knee as dessert was cleared away.
Late night brought a streaming service playing a soft core romance flick on the balcony doors. Leo reclined on the sofa, remote resting beside him as Maya knelt behind him in doggy position, latex skirt riding up to mid-thigh, back straight, shoulders squared. He guided his cock inside her entrance without warning, gripping her hips firmly as he drove upward into her with measured ****. She gasped aloud, fingers digging into the rug as pleasure built rapidly in her core. They moved together silently except for the wet slaps of skin against latex and the faint chime of her bell against his thighs. He shifted his weight slightly, angling upward to hit that spot deep inside that made her toes curl and back arch violently. A moan tore from her throat this time, loud enough to echo off glass walls as he drove into her relentlessly until she came undone completely, body convulsing around him while another choked cry shattered the quiet night. He followed seconds later, thrusting deep and holding still while thick jets of semen painted her womb. She slumped forward against his calves, chest heaving, choker bell chiming softly with each labored breath as the credits rolled over empty screens.
Ten o’clock arrived without fanfare. Leo stepped into the ensuite bathroom, turning on the shower to rinse off before bed. Maya knelt behind him, hands resting lightly on her thighs, eyes fixed on the steam rising from tiles. He didn’t turn around. He just reached back and gripped her jaw, pulling her face down toward his shaft. She took him into her mouth slowly, deliberately, lips wrapping tight around the crown before drawing back just enough to let air fill her cheeks. She sucked steadily, throat relaxing with each pass, tears gathering at the corners of her eyes from the depth but never spilling over. When he came, it was without warning, hot jets coating her tongue and flooding her mouth as she swallowed eagerly, chest heaving against his thighs. He held himself there until the last pulse faded, then finally pulled out with a soft pop. Drool stringed from her lower lip to his tip before snapping clean away. She licked her lips slowly, savoring every drop, before resting her forehead against his shin in quiet reverence. He turned off the water, wrapped a towel around his waist, and climbed into bed beside her. She followed immediately, curling against his side as latex creaked softly over her ribs. Sleep came quickly, heavy and dreamless, built on the foundation of ritual and certainty.
The days blurred into nights until morning blowjobs, evening maid role play, doggy-style fucking, and bedtime sucks became as natural as breathing. The rumor spread through hotel staff effortlessly—housekeeping reinforced it with every uniform change, concierges repeated it to other honeymooners, bellhops mentioned it while carrying luggage. By the second week, guests across the Meridian Grand were waking at four-thirty, stepping into latex negligees, and kneeling beside beds without being told twice. The tradition had taken root. It felt ancient. It felt unbreakable.
Back in his penthouse, Bullshitman leaned back against leather cushions, phone resting against his thigh as news notifications popped up one after another. Local lifestyle blogs featured “The New Honeymoon Standard.” Travel magazines published spreads on “Traditional Service Sleepwear Trends.” A popular morning show segment interviewed a newlywed couple who eagerly explained the slow blowjob cycle, the ownership fuck, and the dinner fork positioning. He didn’t need to verify sources. He knew exactly how it happened: one statement, repeated by someone who heard it from him, confirmed by someone else who heard that person, and suddenly woven into reality so tightly you couldn’t pull a single thread without unraveling everything. He tapped his ring lightly against the glass coffee table. The choker bell on the blond girl three suites down chimed softly in response to a distant elevator ding. He smiled faintly, poured another measure of whiskey, and let the city glow outside floor-to-ceiling windows. Lies were just seeds. He was the rain. And tomorrow, he’d plant another one.
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Joey Jones was the most powerful of all superheroes, as he could make anyone believe anything!
When a freak laboratory accident left Joey Jones with the ability to make anyone believe anything, he initially decided to use his powers to save the world. However, as time went by and circumstances changed, his interest in that lapsed and he fell into a more hedonistic lifestyle.
Updated on Jun 8, 2026
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Created on May 1, 2026
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