Changing up women work

Looking around you smirked to yourself. While it would be nice to have everything handed to you on a silver platter you knew you would get bored of it. Still, you could make some changes to make your life a bit easier for yourself. Looking over at a pair of joggers you were struck by inspiration. Running over you grabbed a piece of paper and began to jot them down.

After a bit, you look at what you have and smile.

-Women are all bisexual
-Women have sympathy orgasms when in proximity to each other.
-Women greatly value femininity and the opinions/gaze of men
-Women are all competitive
-Women are all competitive with each other, especially in regard to sex.

As you finished reading the list you made for yourself you found a queasy feeling come over you as you more felt the changes take place.