Celebrity Arbitrator (b)

John decided to be helpful. If a celebrity had a feud with another celebrity or was having problems with a studio, director, producer, or someone else, she would come to John, and John made sure Jordan was around, but unseen and unheard by everyone but him, and his wishes could only be heard by her.

He made it so that his clientele would obey his orders in the office, no matter what, and just act like he was giving them helpful advice.

He made sure that every celebrity knew of his office's existence, and already he knew he had two clients on the way. Hayley Atwell and Florence Pugh were having a feud on the set of a movie, so the director sent them to John.

Florence showed up first.

She was quickly followed by Hayley.

Neither women said hi to each other, but they were both cordial with John.

"Your director said you were disagreeing on something, and that it was leaking onto your performance on set," John said. "Care to explain?"

"She's trying to give me acting tips I don't want!" Florence said.

"I've been at this longer than you have," Hayley said. "I was only trying to help."

"I don't need or want your help!" Florence said. "I may be younger than you but I am a good actress! Besides, with your body, I'm sure you didn't need to act well. You probably blew half the directors you've worked with!"

Hayley was fuming. "No, I didn't! Not my fault you younger actresses have to act all high and mighty all the time!"

Florence was about to retort, but John put a stop to it.

"Ladies," John said. "I have a solution to your problem. Strip naked first."

Both women obeyed, now standing before John completely naked.