Caught on film

Edging your way through the alley you think you might just make it to the gym when you step out from behind a dumpster and hear a nearby voice.

"... latest robbery in a two-week spree..."

You freeze, and turning to look for the source you stare at the back of a well-dressed woman scarcely ten feet away. Past her you can see the feet of two men and a van beyond. It isn't until they turn, however, that you realize what they're doing.

"Police arrived on the scene earlier today and chased the suspects down this very alley..." the woman says, turning sideway and pointing.

Straight at your full-frontal nudity while you stare in horror at the news camera zoomed in on you.

"Stop rolling!" the woman yells after several seconds of shock. A full two seconds later her cell phone is ringing and she starts babbling on the phone about how she knows it was a live feed that it went straight on the air and no she didn't realize there was a naked girl there, yes she realizes there wasn't a delay so they couldn't blur the gentials, yes it was a close-up...

Shock finally wears off, prolonged for you by the realization that you've just flashed anyone watching the news at that very moment.