Careful observation

As you pass the time, you can’t help but examine the enemy superheroine from afar. You try not to, you really do! You’re not a pervert! But she’s just so pretty… Her hair is immaculate, full of volume and swaying beautifully with every slight movement. Her face looks carefully sculpted to ensure absolute femininity, and her lips are so soft and plump. And then there’s her boobs, which look like the perfect pillows for your anxious head… No! You mustn’t think like that! …But they’re probably really soft. And you can see the entire bottom half of them because her dress is so lewd! Wait… What’s happening?

Lady Cinder seems to regain some semblance of control, and likewise, you can feel the strength of your attack weakening. What’s going on with your powers? The hero seems to be searching for the same answer as you, when her eyes land squarely on… your penis!?

Looking down, you find that you’re pitching an obscene tent in your spandex shorts. “Eeeep!” you cry. You immediately cover it with your hands, but you’re sure she already saw. Nooo, this is because you were looking at her boobs for so long! “P-Please, forget what you saw!” Her ominous laughter suggests she will do no such thing.

“I think I see now. The source of that sound… is the remote in your pants!” With no further warning, she begins a mad dash to obtain the “remote” she spoke of. This isn’t good!

You focus on another psychic attack, but it comes out weaker than last time. Though still affected, the blonde shakes off the disorientation and continues her charge. You have to stop her somehow! You look around, but find nothing else you can use to your advantage. “L-Lady Cinder! Stop! Please don’t look at my-”

She reaches her destination, grabs you by the shoulders, and roughly shoves your back against a building. “I’m afraid I’ll be putting an end to your evil scheme now.” She crouches down and pulls your shorts down to your ankles in a swift motion, revealing your “remote” to the cool outdoor air. “Huh?”

Clearly not what she was expecting, your penis stands at its full, unimpressive length right in front of her face. Nonono, this is too embarrassing! You launch another screech at her mind, but she just contorts her face in annoyance as if a gnat were flying around her.

“My, is this… a penis? No, according to all reference material I’ve seen, both printed and electronic, this is much too small to be a penis. Besides, it is attached to a girl which, while not unprecedented, would be unusual.”

Too small to be a penis!? “P-Please don’t say that! It’s not too small!” you whine. She simply giggles.

“Well, judging by your reaction, this may actually be a penis. My condolences.” She giggles again. “I must admit, this is my first time seeing a phallus up-close. I had expected it to be quite intimidating, but this one is, in a word… cute.” Penises shouldn’t be called cute! You object with another mental attack, but again she barely reacts. “Your attacks are equally as cute. But if this is indeed your cute little appendage, then it means that your powers are not related to any remote. Instead, they weaken with arousal.” Eeeeeehhhhh!? Is that true? It would make sense, considering you got weaker after you had an erection. But still, isn’t “arousal” just too ridiculous of a weakness, especially for a girl free of dirty thoughts like yourself? She must be misunderstanding something! They’re your powers, so you’d know if that was your weakness. Probably. “I wonder what would happen to your powers if I brought your arousal to its peak?”