Camp Counselor

“Are you okay, Sweetie?” the woman asked in concern. As she came closer, she gagged as the smell hit her like a truck. “My goodness! What is that smell?!”

“Please help me!” Lauren whimpered as she cowered in the water, crossing her arms over her chest, “I got left behind, fell in mud, and got sprayed by a skunk three times! I’ve been having the worst day of my life!”

“I can imagine…” the woman said, covering her nose. Looking down, she noticed Lauren’s diaper laying on the shore. Putting two and two together, she turned back to Lauren and said, “Okay, Sweetie, here’s what I’m going to do. I’m going to bring you back to camp so we can get you something to wear and to clean you up.”

“Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!” Lauren squealed as she came out of the water, in an attempt to hug the camp counselor, only to stop as the woman stuck out her other hand.

“How about we get you de-skunked, then you can hug me?” the counselor asked with a chuckle, causing the little woman to blush a little as she covered herself the best she could. “Come on, Sweetie. Once we get back to camp, we can call your mommy to pick you up.”

Lauren smiled for the first time today as she followed the woman onto a trail. She would be able to get rid of the skunk smell! She would finally get dressed! She would – Wait…Call my mommy?! Lauren thought as a blush covered her face, her smile instantly leaving her face. How old does this woman think I am?!

Lauren was starting to regret this as she followed the counselor (who she learned was named Stella) down the trail to a campsite. As she looked up, she saw a sign that read, “Sunshine Scouts Camping Grounds”. Lauren gasped in a mixture of shock and horror. She was being led naked, and smelling like the back end of a skunk, to a summer camp for girl scouts!