Call someone

Ignoring her protests, you start to dial the phone, then realize that she's making so much noise you will hardly be heard. You grab your tie again and gag her with it, stifling her cries, seeing her eyes go wide with terror. Picking up the phone you punch in numbers, watching her struggle as you wait for the phone to be answered.

"You got Steve," your friend and colleague's voice sounds in your ear.

"Yes. I'm calling to report that I've caught a burglar in my office. I have her secured right now, but I caught her in the act. Can you send an officer over to deal with it?

"John? Is this some weird joke? What's going on buddy?

"As I said, I have the burglar secured right now, but she's struggling. If you can send someone to take her into custody, that would be great. She's eighteen, and I caught her inside the office stealing. How soon can you send someone."

"Seriously? You have an eighteen year old girl in the office?"

"That is correct officer. I caught her stealing, and she is secured right now."

"Oh, this sounds good John. I can be there in 20 minutes. I'll pretend to be a detective."

"Excellent. Thank you officer."

You hang up the phone and look at the girls wide, tearful eyes pleading with you.