Cabin in the Woods with Candy

"But Mom! Do I have to?" Candy whines.

"Now, now, you two haven't hung out together since you were kids," Candy's mom scolds.

"That's because he's a dork!" She says.

"And you're a bitch!" You shout back.

"Enough you two!" Your mom says. "Every time we eat lunch, you two start arguing, and we're sick of it! You two are going on vacation together, and that's final!"

"And we have the perfect spot!" Candy's mom says. "A nice cabin up in the woods. We've rented it for the next week. Some fresh air and nature will give you just what you need."

You and Candy share a glare. Ever since she became a popular cheerleader, she has become unbearable. You once wished to be friends with her again, but that ship has sailed. Now you hated the thought of being with her.

"Fine," Candy snarls. "One week."