Buffy tournament

(Author's note: I am going to try and keep this to an actual tournament setup up. There will be three threads that will hopefully lead to a final thread at the end.)

"Hello ladies and gentleman, this is Xander Harries getting ready for some of the hot upcoming action here," came the announcement from Xander at the commentators booth. “I am here to call the action in what will be the most enjoyable fight ever between good and evil. In the end of Sunnydale good defeated evil, but here we are not to decide which side is the strongest, but which side is the sexiest. We have bended the rules of **** and time to bring you a multitude of women from the Buffy-verse with a few guests from LA.”

“That's right mi amigo,” said Andrew from beside him. “I am looking forward to some hot girl skillful competition.”

“Andrew, you are such a dork,” came the reply from the final commentator. “This here is Warren, the sole representative of the evil faction.”

“Hey, I have been evil in the past,” Andrew said indignantly.

“Let me correct myself than,” Warren stated. “The sole competent representative of evil.”

“Thank you,” Andrew replied sincerely.

As Warren sneered at Andrew Xander continued “This competition between good and evil will be an orgasm challenge, though the rules may vary between matches, ultimately whoever cums loses. There will be a total of three matches, those who are not eliminated in those matches will continue on to the final match where we will have our final bout. Will it be an even fight in the end or will one side come in with a lopsided ****? It should be a hot exciting evening and, best of all, it will be a fight that at the end no one will be dead.”

“Speak for yourself,” Warren sneered.

“Ah yes,” Xander stated. “I forgot about some of your unusual tastes.”

“Hey don't complain, you got brought back from the dead for this” Andrew told him.

Before Warren could make a come back Xander saw both sides begin to enter the arena. “Well it looks like we are being joined by the competitors, why don't you give us a run down of who is here representing evil Warren?”

“Fine. What will inevitably be the winning team is captained by the hell God herself, Glory. Some other notable evil forces present, the vampiresses Darla and Drusilla are here who will be lending the broad sexual experience to the team. For magic we have the witch, Amy. We also have the cheerleader turned vampire Harmony, Buffy's college nemesis Sunday and her roommate Cathy, and the werewolf Veruca. Additionaly we have the former infatuation of Spike and then vengenance demon Hallie. As well we have a an additional evil guest, the lawyer Lilah, here to support the team. These are just some of the more notable forces we have.”

“Certainly an impressive team Warren and I look forward to seeing my team strip them naked and make them cum like crazy. Good is of course captained by the Slayer herself, Buffy. Also my childhood friend and high school sweetheart are here, Willow and Cordelia. And though this lady may not be the captain she easily has the most sexual experience, let me assure you personally of that, Anya. And on the opposite side, the innocent but sexually charged Dawn. Another significant **** should be the lesbian witch Tara. Our additional representative is the beautiful and intelligent Fred. Oh, and of course don't forget about the many potential Slayers we have here tonight, and like Warren said of his team, this is not necessarily all our forces.”

“A couple questions before we get started,” Andrew asked. “I notice Willow doesn't seem to be her usual mighty lesbian witch self. And where is Faith?”

“Well this is just an example of the stupidity of good,” Warren told his former partner in evil. “In an agreement to allow the Potentials in, Willow, and Cordelia for the matter, were brought in as there old high school selves.”

“I think you are highly underestimating their abilities, even without the powers they would later gain,” Xander told him. “As for Faith it was never decided whether her good or evil self should be represented so she is still on the fence. Unfortunately no more time for talk as I am being told we are about to be getting underway and I am being told to give one last recap of the top competitors. As reminder this is by no way the number of women that we may see, but each woman should only be a participant in one of the three matches (barring a crazy exception) and the championship match should she qualify. Here is the run down.”

Good
Buffy – Willow – Cordelia – Anya – Dawn – Tara – Fred – Potentials

Evil
Glory – Darla – Drusilla – Amy – Harmony – Lilah – Hallie - Host of minor evil characters