Britney plays along

"Lauren!" Britney yelled out. "What on earth are you doing with that beer?! And where did your bikini go?!"

Lauren stood stunned, unsure what to do. Meanwhile Britney turned back to the police.

"I'm sorry about that." Britney said. "My little sister is at that age where she's just so **** for attention! Hence taking off her bathing suit and stealing beer."

Britney was no rocket scientist, but she was pretty and had an honest voice, so she was a great liar.

"I understand." the police officer said. "And, to be honest, I understand that you're having a party. I was young once too. What's really unacceptable is having a minor drinking **** butt naked at a party!"

Lauren balked. A minor! It was one thing to be thought to be too young to drink (Lauren was carded every time she bought ****, much to her embarrassment), but how young did this cop think she was?

"Of course." Britney agreed.

"So, since I'm feeling lenient, I'll let you all off with a warning." The policewoman said. "But, I need to know that you're going to teach your little sister a lesson, and teach her that this sort of behavior is not allowed."

"Oh, of course." Britney grinned wickedly...