Britney Spears, Secret Agent

Britney Spears musical career was over. She surely was the Queen of Pop Music years ago, but now she gets older and new young female singers arise, making her a forgotten star. To forget her past life, Britney started to drink ****, and quickly got addicted to it. Therefore, now she was common attendant of every bar in Hollywood.

One night she come out of a bar to take a piss in one of the bar’s alleys. And that’s when I captured her: my agents grabbed her and put a black bag over her head, and then they take her to our secret base. They dragged her to my office, and then I, personally, take off the bag from her head.

Britney: - Where the hell am I?

Then she looked at me

Britney: - You kidnapped me, I will denounce you to police, you hear me?

Q: - Do you will denounce the government with the government?

Britney: - What the fuck, why the government kidnapped me? I’m not an important person anymore…

Q: - On the contrary, Ms. Spears, you are valuable for our agency, for the mission we have in hand. One of your kind, a past star, has gone rogue. As well as you Pamela Anderson is a forgotten star. Resentful for that, she stole an invaluable weapon, the nudity ray, which, shot to a human beign, eliminates all him/her clothing, leaving her/him totally naked. We think that she pretends to use it against younger celebrities, strip them in public, to ruin their careers, since public nudity of the stars is no longer well seen amongst media, so she, at the same level of popularity as the younger stars, could rise again as a star in TV or films. If you accept the job, you have to steal the nudity ray from her and arrest her.

Britney: - Even if I accept it, I have no training.

Q: - With all our espionage technology, you didn’t need it. Think about it, you have a chance to do something great and big once again, instead of getting drunk, fuck to make men pay you another round of drinks and pee on a dark alley.

Britney know that he’s right. Depressed, she get into a negative spiral of **** dependence and humiliation, making her fall of popularity even more traumatic. So Britney decided to participate on this mission, to make up her life.