Brie Larson

On the screen Brie is totally naked, her tits huge, her nipples sharp. Across her chest is written the phrase "Corporate Feminist." She's squatting in a bathroom, probably her own, staring into the camera.

"I really want this part." She says her body gyrating a bit. "Fuck I really want this part." You feel your cock throb just watching it. "I'll be good for it. I'll say all the right things about how great it is to be a female superhero and how special that is and I'll mean it. But secretly...."

Brie adjusts her body and a huge, 8-inch pink dildo slides out of her gaping asshole. "Secretly I'm here just to serve you and the production. I'll do anything that's needed." She props the dildo up by it's base and leans in. Her lip wrap around it and she pushes her face onto it. She takes it farther into her throat than you think any reasonable person could. Then she pulls herself back off of it, lines of gooey spit stretching from the toy back to her mouth. "Mmmmmm.... I mean it. I'll do anything I need to, to get this part."

The audience watches silently, giving their full attention.

Brie's eyes glance over at the toilet next to her. "If you need me to clean the set at night, I'm a good cleaner." She leans toward it. You don't think she's going to actually do what it seems like she's about to do. But she does. She touches her tongue to the porcelain toilet rim and starts to lick, long gliding licks around the bowl. "See... I'm soooo good at helping." Brie seems to be incredibly turned on by what she's doing.

Then the video ends and the lights come up and applause erupts in the room.

A man stands at the front of the room below the screen. Who is he and why do you care?

"As you can see, Brie's video has changed the industry. No longer will we accept audition videos where the star simply strips down and fingers themselves a bit. We have raised our standards." More applause. "Now, if you want to thank Brie I believe she's in the building somewhere tonight... probably licking something filthy." Laughter. "And if you know someone who is submitting a video for a big tentpole film let them know... our expectations are higher than they've ever been." More applause.

What fucked up world do you live in, you wonder. It's like you walked through the doors of this building into an alternate reality.

"Hey... big cock." A voice calls out at you. You turn to look for it, but can't see it. "Yeah you..." It calls again. You see four big naked guys with big cocks and realize the voice is coming from behind them. "Brie stole that role from me and we're going to find her. Wanna join us?" And finally the owner of the voice steps out from behind their gaggle of guys.