Chapter 14
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tallywhacker
Back to the cave
Bread
Harpy
Level 11
Melee: 34
Ranged: 14
Weakness: Lightning
Immune to Wind Magic
Special Abilities:
Sweet Song: Lure creatures to you with your sweet song
Harmonious Song: Compels obedience from creatures with low willpower
Sky's the Limit: Allows flying higher on mountain
Favorable Winds: Improves speed and evasion while airborne.
Huh, you didn't get much out of that. Well, they can't all be winners.
"Oh hey!" You chirp as you pick up a rock, "It's coal! Now I can cook the meat. Today just keeps getting better." You gather a bit more and head back to the cave.
When you got back, you found Tom sweeping with a makeshift broom.
Okay, you have to get this right or things will be super awkward. The sun's getting low, and this goes poorly, you'll end the day on a sour note. You are not ending the best day ever on a sour note. "I'm back!" you cheer, waving from the entrance. You hope that was good as you set down the coal on the small landing outside the cave. "I brought dinner; it'll be ready soon!"
You set up a grill and strip the meat from the beetle. You set that to cook while you extract the intestines for their fruity pulp. Once they're secured, you squeeze some out over the meat for a glaze. Last, you cut the bread with a talon and set it to toast over the coals.
"Where did you get the bread?" Tom peeks around you.
Shit, you didn't even realize that wasn't something you wanted to answer. "Tom, are you okay?"
"Hm, yeah, I'm a healer, so stuff like that wont bring me down for long." Convenient.
"I'm sorry I took it so far." You cast your eyes down. If you look sad enough, Tom will forget all about the bread.
"It's okay; it's not like I stopped you. Thank you for your concern." Tom wore a smile that could make a girl swoon, "So, the bread?"
Damn it Tom, there are things you don't ask a woman! How old are you? How many exes do you have? Who did you **** for a loaf of bread? Show some tact! Wait, why is shrimpy wimp Tom taking the lead? He doesn't get to do that with you! This is your cave, your home, your food, your bed, your cunt, and really your dick too!
How do you handle Tom?
Game Monster
From Creep to Boss
You come into being as a low-level monster, the kind heroes chew through like popcorn. You know the drill, whether you're a player yourself or an artificial intelligence, and you're sick of it. You set out on your own quest: to defeat the heroes at any cost (or at least be an epic boss somewhere down the line).
Updated on Mar 13, 2026
by Witmann
Created on May 11, 2015
by Cantalope
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