Bonus: Frances Gignas (BWL)

Bonus Fight: Dick Biggins vs Frances Gignas (from B.W.L.)

http://basementbookshelf.blogspot.com/2012/03/bwl-profile-france.html

Dick enters the airport still exhausted from the other night. Many emotions are spinning in his head, like how Clair is holding up after their fight, will he see her again? Can she ever forgive him for insulting her?

As he walk to the front counter find out his next flight, Dick gets a text from one of his favorite websites, Basement Wrestling League! (BWL) At first he assumed it was simply an update from the moderators or a new video uploaded. But his eyes wided when he discovered it was a direct message from Frances Gignas herself asking to meet him sometime soon.

Any once of worry or sadness on Dick's face quickly melted away. His favorite female wrestler from his favorite adult site sent him a message to come see her. Dick couldn't help but smile & giggle for joy as he was one day away from meeting Frances Gignas: the Toughest, Hottest, Leanest, Biggest-Breasted Fighter to ever come from the world wide web! He rushed in line to the next flight to Montreal; To Dick, money didn't matter at this point, happiness did!

Just as things seemed alright w/t the world to Dick, his phone vibrated once more. Unfortunately for Dick, this message wouldn't be so pleasant. He checked the number & confirmed his dread, Son Po was calling him. "Ohhhh Crap! This won't end well." Dick thought before he answered.

"Are you on the plane yet?" said Son Po "...Did you even get the tickets yet?"

"Look, Son. Something came up, I can't make it back to Detroit. I won't be back til at yet the end of the week." said Dick

"What?! Hansel just called me earlier. He said you'd be at the airport by now."

"Well, you... Wait? Who's Hansel?!"

"The Old Guy You Meet Last Night W/t Clair, He Should've Drove you to Airport! What Happened?!"

"Well I'm here & we got here no trouble, but something came up..."

"Dick! What is It?"

"Uuuuughh.... I've got family up north, WAAAaaaayyy up north. Montreal. There's a crisis, its very personal. I just need to visit them for a bit."

"........Dick, You don't have any family members in Montreal."

"Yyeah I do....A Uncle. He's always wanted to live there, so he finally moved. Got Married. Gonna have a kid soon. But got some financial problems. Yah Know, I gotta be there...&..."

"........Someone just challenged you didn't they?!"

"Oh Oh God, Son! Why ya gotta be that way. I don't always make excuses to fight hot chicks..."

"Did Someone from Montreal challenge you?!"

"Yah Know, I feel very Insulted right now that you assume I'd make up a Family CRISIS Just to Go On a Shameless Road Trip to meet Loose Women!"

"YES OR NO, DICK! DID SOMEONE CHALLENGE YOU!!!!?"

".........Yah Know What! Maybe Somebody Did Challenge me."

"Oh GODDAMNIT!!!"

"But I Still Feel Hurt That You'd Accuse Me of Such Irresponsible Acts without any prove or reasonable assumptions..."

"I Know You're Doing Something Irresponsible This Time, 'Cause YOU DO ACT IRRESPONSIBLE ALL THE TIME!!!!!"

"Well You Should 'Know' That I'm Heading to Montreal Right Now! With or Without Your Permission!"

"GODDAMNIT, DICK! DON'T YOU DO THIS! WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING IN WASHINGTON THIS FRIDAY & I CAN'T AFFORD YOU TO RUIN THIS!"

"Then the way I see it You Got TWO Options! 1) Reschedule the meeting to Saturday & I'll fly directly from Montreal to Washington. 2) Go to the meeting by yourself. Bye-Bye!"
BEEP

Normally Dick would fear for his life if he had pissed off Son Po that much, but not only was he flying out of the country before she could get to him, he was gonna have a private fight w/t Frances of the BWL! To Dick, Everything was going his way.