Bonnie and the invisible kid

Bonnie finished showering, dried, and dressed. She went into the lparlor of the pranksters stately manor. A newspaper article was cut out and floating in mid-air. She walked up to it. "What's the assignment?" she asked.
"Oh this," said the invisible kid, handing her the article.
Bonnie read aloud "Pi Kappa Pi, the states oldest and most prestigious sorority will hold its annual ball tonight where its new members will be introduced. Parents and alumni will be in attendance. The sorority is still stinging from accusations of rejected applicants of racism, elitism, anti-semitism, and anti-immigrant policies, but accusations could not be proven. The ball will be a lavish affair complete with jazz band, catering by Richard and Sons caterers, a floral arrangment of one thousand red, pink, and white roses, and limosiune service for all the sorority members."
"Yeah, I've heard of these snotty rich bitches," said Bonnie. "My kind of target!"
"Thought you would like that!" said a voice from behind Bonnie, who received a slap on the ass.
"Stop that you!" she tried to grab the inivisible kid, but only grabbed air. "One of these days, I'm going to tie you up and paint you pink!" she laughed. She grabbed her watch and put it in her pocket. "Shall we go?"