Bombs away!

Seeing the obvious obliviousness of the two, you quickly come up with a plan.

"It doesn't matter if it's a squirrel or giant spider! I get experience from killing wildlife!"

"But if it is a squirrel then you'd only get like 3 xp from it, so its basically useless!"

"At this point in the game every point matters! If we were high level i wouldnt-" SPLAT! The barbarion quickly looked up to see you, bowls freshly emptied, looking at her. You give out a laugh and quickly soar away.

"MOTHERFUCKER!" Tina yelled as she grabbed a rag and wiped her face. She then grabbed another javaline and started to run towards where you were headed.

"Tina wait!" Bran yelled as she dissapeared into the mist.

You lead the girl into a clearing, slowly flying as she runs below you.

"You fucking asshole! You think you can shit on my head and get away with it!" She growls as you land before her. You quickly turn around and shake your ass at her, sending her into her barbarian rage.

Ok, maybe not the best plan. You think as she hurls her other Javaline at you. You quickly take flight before sending a Wind Slash at her. In her rage, she charges forward, taking the attack full ****. A small, but noticable chunk dissapears from her health bar, filling you with hope.

You quickly fly up and dive bomb her, but she seemed ready for an attack and hit you square in the back with her.

Holy crap that hurt! You think as you strategically retreat a bit. Both of you are below half your max Hp, but you know for a fact that you cant take another hit like that.

"Come on little asshole bird, your going to make a nice fixture on my mantle with those fancy wings of yours." She taunts, her rage wearing off.