Bodyguard

John looked at the sexily posed, frozen Harley Quinn. Her hands still frozen on her hips.

"Well, you were joker's bodyguard. Now you will be my sexy mindless bodyguard." John told the frozen Harley, he elected to leave her dressed the way she was. He did however have her frozen body hold her comically large hammer. He pressed Harley's bellybutton

"You are now my mindless bodyguard." John commanded.