Bobbing for chains

You watch the proceedings.

Linda hesitates and sways her hips a little. She's down a piece of clothing already.

"I'll take the mystery dare, Guy."

"You got it, babe. Before the dare, let's take a look at the equipment."

Guy's lovely assistant has just rolled out a cart with a glass bucket and a clear jug filled with a milky liquid. The audience ooohs as she winks at the camera and tips the jug. Sinuous waves of the liquid pour into the bucket, filling it with whiteness.

Finally, the assistant unclips a chain -- a nipple chain -- from around her neck and drops it into the bucket with a second wink. The chain sinks.

"SEXHIBITIONIST audience, the sperm for this dare has been kindly donated by the Sperm Bank of Lower Peoria. Remember, someone out there needs your sperm today, so give generously!"

"Linda," Guy continued, "Are you ready for your mystery dare?"

"Ready as I come, Guy."

"Your dare is to dip your head in the bucket of cum, fish out the nipple chain with your teeth, and then clip it to your nipples in two minutes, all without using your arms. If you succeed, your opponent will lose two articles of clothing. If you don't -- you'll be down a total of three. Can you do it?"

Linda nods.

"Let's play another round of THE SEXHIBITIONIST."