Birthday Suit

Lauren's air conditioning had recently developed a habit of breaking down the night, leaving the little woman tossing and turning as buckets of sweat poured down her skin. Last night she had had enough and immediately stripped off every last stitch of clothing she was wearing before opening the window just a crack and lying back down on the bed. Sometime during the night, Lauren must have wormed her way back underneath the covers while she was half-asleep.

Now that she was awake, Lauren realized the horrifying reality that was happening this very moment. She was in bed while her ex-boyfriend, his friends, and his current girlfriend where in the same room... And she was butt naked! Only her covers separated her from total exposure!

"Look," she snapped at the group in an attempt to make them leave, "just take what ever belongs to you and get out of my bedroom!"

"Actually, Lauren," Danny began, "there's only one thing in this room that belongs to me."

Lauren raised an eyebrow in a mixture of worry and skepticism. "And that would be...?"

"The bed sheets." Danny said, as if he was stating the obvious.

All the color drained from Lauren as her eyes went wide...