Bev's

Bev couldn't get over it. She was sitting at a table, about to play strip poker with Jessica Simpson!

If Bev had been asked to make a list of celebrities who might enjoy playing strip poker, she could see putting Denise & Heath's names on it... But Jessica Simpson? Even with the sexual image that was blatantly-projected in her music videos, Jessica'd always asserted that she was basically a morally-upright person. She was the last person you'd expect to see at a strip poker game with 2 strangers... Yet, here she was!

Bev could tell her husband Tony was already picturing what Jessica looked like naked. Truthfully, Bev was looking forward to seeing Jessica nude herself. Time to see if the dumb-blonde persona Jessica projected to the media was real or fake.

Tony dealt the cards. When all 5 were in front of her, Bev took a look at her hand.