Begin your search in the bar

You need to find out where Cid is, what the Heartless have done and where Kairi has been taken. To do that, you need information. So, like all good RPG character’s, the first place you head for is the bar to see if you can pick up any rumours.

You enter a seedy joint, full of rough-looking men and half-dressed women. Sitting slumped on a bar stool is a young woman in a long yellow dress, slashed to the waist, and half open blue bodice. Her ebony hair is dishevelled and hanging loose over her eyes. You sit at the bar, a little way from her.

“You know who I used to be?” she suddenly cries out. You’re not sure if she’s talking to you or the bar in general.

“Lips red as the rose,” she begins to slur, “hair black as ebony, an’… Fuggit, I forget the rest.”

Pause.

“I used to be fairest in the land. Fairest in the fuggin’ land I tell you.”

You smile sympathetically.

“Bet you’re wondering what happened, huh?” she continues. “Fuggin’ Pocahontas! Thas’ what happened. Fuggin’ Pocahontas, fuggin’ Ariel, fuggin’ Jasmine.”

At the sound of her name a dark skinned beauty, wearing piercings, jewellery and little else, looks up.

“Yeah, you heard me,” shrieks the drunk, “fuggin’ doe-eyed Al-Kaida SLUT!”

“Screw you, white bitch,” mutters Jasmine under her breath and returns to her male admirers.

What to do about Snow White?