Be honest.

You feel the hand, and look down. You can't believe this! Just a few days ago, you were just John Doe, a nobody with no real job or friends to speak of. Now, here you are, sitting between Jessica Alba and Miranda Kerr. They're sitting at your house, waiting to take you with them to a party at the Playboy Mansion! Life could NOT get any better than this!

Suddenly, you look up again, and notice Jessica's eyes staring like daggers into yours.

"WELL?!" she says, sounding angry.

"Well... What?" you ask, guessing she'd been asking the same question for some time.

"I asked you a question, John!" she says. "I ASKED if you were enjoying sitting next to us! If you're NOT, maybe we made a mistake, and we should just leave!"

Saying this, she stands up.

"No!" you say, laughing casually and grabbing her hand. "No! Sit down! I heard the question! I just was deciding how to answer it!"

"Really?!" she asks you. "I think it'd be a pretty-easy answer for MOST guys in your position!"

You wait while she sits down again.

"No!" you say again. "I know! It would be for ME, too! It's just that I don't really consider this sitting NEXT to you! I'm CLEARLY sitting BETWEEN you!"

You point to Miranda, then yourself, then Jessica, and lastly yourself again, showing what you mean.

"All the better!" Jessica insists, laying her hand on your leg again. "You're sitting next to BOTH of us! This way, nobody feels left-out!"

"That's true!" you tell her, deciding not to point out that nobody has asked how Miranda feels at this moment. "And I'm CLEARLY enjoying it!" you add.

You simultaneously can't believe what you're about to do, and know it's the proper move for the situation.

"BUT," you say, moving Jessica's hand off of you and standing up, "I'm being a rude host. I didn't even ask if you wanted anything to eat or drink!"

You notice Miranda remains silent, simply shaking her head. Jessica, on the other hand, is clearly taking a second to think.

"Well, John," she finally says. "They're having the party catered, so there will be plenty to eat there!"

You nod.

"And I'm SURE there will be ****! I'm not sure I want to start getting drunk before we even leave for the party!"

You shake your head.

"However," she finally adds, "if you have anything ELSE I could put in my mouth...!"