Baroness

You pump up your chest, "You know what? I'm not afraid! Let's show this league that I mean business!"

"Okay cutie." Barbara replies, "IT's your funeral."

Next week at the SWL headquarters in Las Vegas…

Baroness sits in a nice, lovingly, white chair with flowers and vines all over it on the right side of the stage that looks charming and picturesque with a nice table and everything.

"Welcome to Baroness' corner." Baroness says wearing a nice white blouse and a black, leather skirt, "Where we examine all the life's riches to their fullest."

"Huh?" You say to yourself, "She doesn't sound so bad."

"And then mock those who can't enjoy those richest."

"I take that back."

"I welcome my first guest. A man who lost horribly to Gator at one of our road houses but for some reason the horrible, quivering masses seem to like him, let me introduce you too…"