Ballbusting Movies

May 30th

Dear Diary.

Home Box Office is a wonderful service. Two of my favorite movies were on tonight. First Blood Simple came on at 8:00 and next was The Legend of Billie Jean. Both movies have great ballbusting scenes.

Blood Simple stars Frances McDormand as a married woman having an affair. Her husband finds out and he drags her out of her lovers house and tries to kill her. They tussle on the front lawn and just as he's about to hit her she kicks him in the balls with her bare foot.

She pulls her toes back and nails his nuts with the ball of her foot. He starts to **** and stumble on his way to falling on the ground and vomiting. Such a hot barefoot kick right square in a man's scrotum. My oh my that scene really made my bird twitch.

As for The Legend of Billie Jean that stars Helen Slater as a girl whose brother is beat up by the school bullies. In her struggle to get justice for her brother she becomes something of an outlaw/ celebrity. Now throughout the movie she squashed many a dude's nuts with her knee. I'm here to tell you my bird twitched each time her knee struck a guy in his balls.

Both actresses are so sexy and to watch them break Men's balls ,well my bird twitched all evening. First Frances McDormand with her beautiful bare foot and then Helen Slater with her sexy legs. Both women's characters didn't take any shit and really know how to hurt a man.

Well I'm going to say goodnight now and masterbate before going to sleep. Tomorrow is another exiting day of looking at medical journals and learning about how to perform orchiectomies, in other words surgical castrations.

I can't wait to castrate some dude again.

Goodnight Diary, time to masterbate!