Bachelor Parties

Rachel asks, “I want to hear about your bachelor parties. Did you guys do anything crazy? Ross won’t mention anything.”

Ross says, “Joey is not drunk enough or dumb enough to tell you about those.”

Phoebe says, “Now I’m curious. Was there sex and **** involved?”

Shit. If Joey tells our wives what we did, we’re all going to come out looking bad. I don’t speak up like Ross though. I don’t want to look guilty.

“Well if I’m involved there is usually sex,” Joey brags. “And if Ross is there then there is always ****.”

Monica encourages him, “You can tell us. We won’t get mad. It’s the past, and I’m curious too.”

“I agree. No judgement zone,” says Phoebe.

Rachel looks like she will not be so easy to forgive once she finds out what Ross has done on these trips. She crosses her arms, and says, “It depends what I hear.”

Ross says, “See! It’s better to just keep these stories in our memories.”

In response, Joey drains the rest of his bourbon in his glass. He says, “Fuck it! Since no one else wants to tell a story, I’m going to talk about each bachelor party.” He pours himself another drink, staring at Ross and Rachel. “And since you two got married first. I’ll tell you about Ross’s bachelor party.”

Ross interrupts him before he can start, “Since it’s my bachelor party, I should tell it.”

Monica says, “You obviously have something to hide, Ross. And Joey loves to embellish everything, especially when it’s comes to his sexual prowess. Maybe Chandler should tell the story.”