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Tucker looked at himself in the mirror, sure he was a bit small but with a nice sized dick, good looks, and brains he still considered himself quite the catch. But now he could jump from 'catch' to 'all my dreams come true'.

"I've got a monster porn-breaking black dick, the biggest in the country." He started, watching in fascination as his penis bulged weirdly, almost like it bubbled, until it was simply a massive and thick fuck-stick. He smirked. "Ever girl in Amity falls in love with me when they see my dick and guys understand that since they aren't as big as me they have no right to complain and just have to deal with it. Even ghosts love it so much they do whatever I want." He bragged as he felt the air around him seem to shiver.

"Also no one can get mad at me for anything sexual I do. And I have full control over if and when I knock up girls." A final thought popped into his head. "And I have the number of every girl I know the name of."

Done he dressed and grabbed his phone, ready to start dicking bitches.