Awaken to a Housewife in the Kitchen

You wake up to the smell of cooking bacon. “What the...” you say. Walking out you see the woman you rescued. A white apron wrapped around her black dress, busily cooking up eggs, pancakes, and bacon.

“Good morning, sleepy head,” she says playfully.

“Good morning...” you say, “I’m sorry, but who are you?”

“Oh that’s a strange way to great your wife in the morning,” she says, flipping a pancake.

“But I rescued you from that house last night,” you say sitting down at the table. “They were experimenting on you.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about,” she admits, “But whatever dream it was it sounds like a good one.”

She places a plate in front of you full of delicious breakfast items. “Eat up,” she says with a wink. Then she starts eating her own daintily.

When you are done you stand up to put the dish in the dish washer, but she stops you. “Oh, no my love. Let me take care of that for you.”

“It’s alright,” you say.

“No, a man is master of the house and a woman’s place is in the kitchen. She is meant to take care of all of her husbands needs,” she says this with a far off gaze before smiling and putting the plate away.