Ask them to deliver a box of condoms

You tell them you want a box of condoms sent up to you, right away. You hang up and a few minutes later, there's a knock at your door. You open it and a cute twenty-something girl with her chestnut hair held up in a butterfly clip is standing there holding a plastic shopping bag.

"Hey, mister, I'm Gail," she says. "You wanted condoms, right? I didn't know what size to bring you so I brought a box of inky-dinkies, a box of average, a box of extra-large and a box of elephant-size."