Ask for the elephant size

The two of you sit down on the edge of the bed. Gail opens the bag and hands you a huge box. You open it up and pull out an enormous, foil-wrapped condom. Once you unwrap the elephant-sized condom, it looks more like a latex stocking than a condom. Nevertheless, you slip the end over your dick. Your penis swells massively, growing until it fills the condom. It looks like you have a baseball bat sticking straight up between your legs. It throbs mightily and you’re almost **** to cum.

Gail looks frightened and stands up.

“No way,” she says. “I like a good fuck, but there’s no way that thing can fit inside me.”