Ask The Bouncer For Help

"Excuse me, sir?" She asked, hands covering her indecencies.

"Whadd'ya want?" The Bouncer said in a deep, gruff voice.

"I need some help getting home and I don't have any money."

"And you expect me to pay?"

"Yes, sir, please. I'll do anything!" As the words came out of her mouth, a smile formed in the bouncer's face.

"Okay why don't you..."