Ask Bowser to stay with you.

"Please, come in I think we need to talk."

He looks hesitant but nods as you both go into the small guest room.

You say 'small' but it is still almost as big as your own bedroom. It is also decorated similarly, Bowser definately took notes and tried his best to replicate it. He doesn't always know how to show it, but he cares doesn't he... The big guy also rules a kingdom and leads an army... you can't escape it. His people are loyal, his kingdom is rich with coins...

You both sit on the bed silently and you see him fidgeting and restless. Clearly he wants to console you but doesn't know how. He probably doesn't know why you invited him to talk either. This isn't fair to him, you made your mind up, you just need the courage to go through with it.

"Bowser, I need to ask, since you know what just happened to me... well... even though I am unclean... would you still be willing to marry me?"

His face whips around quickly and you see anger in his eyes. Fuck... you fucked it up of course after that... he wouldn't...

"You aren't unclean you did nothing wrong."

Tears begin to well up in your eyes. "But..."

"I will marry you, but only if you want it, I don't want you to feel ****..."

Your heart skips a beat. "Really?"

"Look, take some time and think about it... I am not going anywhere... and this is fucked up..."

"I knew you were a softy..." You reach up and kiss him. "Arrange the marriage, as soon as possible... please..."

"Yeah sure..."

"No really, when Mario comes I won't go with him. Plus junior needs a mom right?"

He chuckles at that "You are probably the father you know..."

"Maybe... you were pretty loose when you got that super crown..." Shit your people are right, you did sleep with Bowser, just not the way they thought... Damn Daisy and her futashrooms..."Look we were both kinda on **** at the time in a way..."

"Yeah, no that was totally true! I don't blame you, sorry for bringing it up..."

"No you are right, time to make an honest woman out of you, lets do it!"

You finally see hope in his eyes when he nods.

"Complete disclosure, I also slept with Daisy... Never got Rosalina to put out though..." you admit trying to clear the past.

"And... um... when I had the crown... Mario..." He mumbles.

Both of you laugh, deep belly laughs that fill the room. At the end your stomach hurts and you find your eyelids heavy. "Then it is settled."

"It is."

With that you lay down on the bed exhausted. Bowser stays with you until you fall asleep.