Ask Andrew

"Hey, Andrew?" you text.

"What, girl? Your pic isn't due for like an hour" he replies.

"We're doing swimming in gym today."

"So?"

"Well, what do I do about the writing? And the diaper?"

There's a pause, and then he replies, "When does class start?" You tell him yo have 15 minutes, and he tells you meet him outside.

Waiting in the parking lot, you see Andrew pull up. Through the window he passes you a bag, and says, "Erase the writing, but wear those. Feel free to explain why, but leave me out of it. And I expect a pic of you before and after swimming!"

He drives away, leaving you alone in the parking lot. You look in the bag to find...more diapers?

No, the packaging calls them 'swim diapers'. Oh, shit.