Ashley Monroe

Things had seemed like they were starting to slow down for you when you decided to take a flyer and go to the show being put on by Ashley Monroe.

The blonde-haired singer might not be everyone's cup of tea, but you've never seen a female country artist you wouldn't want to try and hook up with, so you make a beeline for her autograph line after the show.

Despite the fact that she had recently gotten married (which matters very little to you, obviously), there were a lot of guys who flocked into her line, too, and you can tell by the looks of most of them that they are after the same thing you are.

But you're the one with a plan, and a backstage pass.

"Ashley, hi," you say to her as you walk up to her and notice how tight the yellow shirt and black pants she is wearing look on her, "I've been a fan of yours since before you "hit it big", as the kids say."

"Aw...thanks," she tells you, blushing as she starts to chat you up, obviously taken by that little half-truth you told her, "I see you have a backstage pass. Maybe you'd like to join me and a few other friends on my bus later?"