Ashe DIRT

"What can you tell me about Ashe?" you ask, thinking of the drawling, white-haired bitch who never stops complaining.

• She was a gang leader. One of her guys went over to some other group, and then she got busted. She's American.

Lisa sends a photo of Ashe in a red bikini, lying on a towel at the beach, face down. She looks really good... but she should get out of the sun. Her skin is very pale. There is a tattoo of a rose on her arm.

• She's 39! Rockin bod for 39.

You have to agree with Lisa. Ashe does not look twice your age, but she is.

• She's probably very experienced... you could probably get her to do advanced maneuvers, if you know what I mean.

You have seen Ashe looking at your cock in the shower.

"Does she like women?" you ask.

• I think she likes anyone who can distract her from being in prison.

...that's a good point. You feel the same way.