As they're being shown to their cabin.

"Hi!" Amber said walking up. She had a genuine smile on her face. "Welcome aboard! My name is Amber. What are your names?" She watched as Scott dug his elbow into his friend Dirk.

"Ow, Dude, that hurt. You know that is where Alicia always dug her finger on in."

"Oh, yeah, sorry dude. Totally slipped my mind, my man." Scott looked back at Amber. "I'm Scott, my in pain compadre here is Dirk."

"Pleasure to meet the two of you. You're the first to arrive for this week long cruise."

"Oh, so none of the honeys have shown up yet?" Scott asked, as Dirk rolled his eyes.

"Ah, no...the only females on board right now is me and the cook-slash-maid Julia." Amber said with a little giggle. "Wow, though...honeys...haven't heard that one in a while.

"I apologize for my friend here, he has a half track mind." Dirk put in.

"Hey, I resemble that remark!" Scott protested.

"I'm sure you do Scott." Amber looked between the two. "I trust you won't be lighting up until we're in international waters, correct?"

Both Dirk and Scott blinked, "Uh...yes that is the plan." Dirk replied after a second of wondering how she knew.

"Then I'd like to request that you only toke up on the deck. I don't need the Coast Guard inspection when we get back to turn up anything in the rooms. Clear?" Amber kept the smile on her face, but her voice was serious.

Scott seemed to still be trying to figure out how she knew they were stoners, so Dirk nodded at her 'request', "As crystal."

"Excellent!" Amber exclaimed, "So how did you two find out about my little venture here?"

"A friend of ours had his honey moon on here, and he said he had an excellent time, so I figured my boy here is getting over a really bad break up, this should cheer him up, you know?"

"Then this is the place to do that, that's for sure! Come I'll show you to your cabin so you can get settled in!