Artemis' anger

I was in another one of those boring meetings with all the others olympians and like always, I was really, really angry.

Why I was angry ?

Well, it was because of all those disgusting males that were boasting about their recents conquests.

Ares had **** a young maiden daughter of Hecate and he seemed actually proud of himself, of course he got away with it, no punishment or anything.

As for Hermes and my stupid brother Apollo, the two of them where discussing about how they had slept with ten different woman this week.

It was Tuesday.

Zeus had cheated on Hera again.

And after seeing that, people still ask me why I think that males are pigs, they just can't keep it in their pants !

I mean, come on, it's not that hard to not have sex, right ?

Athena can do it since all of her children are made from her mind.

Hera can do it, Hestia can do it, I can do it.

I guess that it would be okay if it was once in a while like Demeter (I guess Hephaistos and Poseidon are okay since that's what they do too).

But no, it's each fucking day. And why do they have to boast about it in those meetings ? Nobody asked them about it but nooooooo, they want everyone to know that they like to fuck like rabbits.

I'm tired of this shit.

"She was so fucking good man"

"Her cunt was the best I ever had"

"She was the best cocksucker I ever saw"

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"SHUT THE HELL UP !" I finally screamed after earing them say that before shooting an arrow to each of these degenerates

"Wow lil' sis ! Calm down !" My idiotic brother said while retrieving the arrow embeded on his throne just next to his head

"I'm not your little sister ! And I'm tired of you disgusting pigs boasting about the poor girls that you defiled, you pieces of trash !" I spat

"Come on, I mean those meeting are so borings, we have to talk about something you know ?" Hermes said

"And how would you feel If I was doing the same ? Would you like that if I spoke about how I fucked a man until he couldn't stand ? Because I don't think you would !" I answered

"Well, it's not like you have the balls to do it anyway." Ares said while smirking "And even if you had, it's not like you could. You can't be fucked because of your oath and it's not like any man would take a dick up his ass."

Artemis frowned, it was true that she couldn't be "fucked" like he said, but since she had both male and female genitals like all godesses, she could "fuck" someone.

Well, it's not like she would have allowed any disgusting pig to defile her anyway.

"You would be surprised if you think that no man would take a dick, Ares." Aphrodite said, speaking for the first time of the meeting. "Homosexuals men exist, you know."

"Well, there is no _true _man that would take a dick then." Ares corrected himslef while shooting an annoyed glare to the love godess

"That was terribly homophobic"

"I don't give a fuck, woman."

Honestly, I shouldn't listen to what those idiots say but I'm tired of them, I think it's time for me to do something about it.

I'll humiliate a man like they humiliate women every day and we'll see if they find this funny !