Arrest you?

The handcuffed lady seems to say something in your defense before starting to quickly blow the insane looking cop, but she's too far away for you to hear her clearly. He whispers something in her ear, and she begins stumbling over drunkenly, still in handcuffs. This is really a cop? She bends down closely and begins rubbing her head on yours for some reason.

"I know he looks crazy, but he's got good piss!... urk... Just try to play along." Officer Cuntsky whispers to you softly in your ear, like she's trying to get you to go with them and not arrest you. Who the fuck are these people?

"Alright, you no-good law breaker! I've had it up to here with your bullshit!" Detective Hardass blurts out suddenly, now seeming to aim the gun at his partner as well. This is definitely not a real cop. "What's your fucking name?"

"...Sarah." You reply sheepishly. Real police officer or not, the gun he's holding looks very real; and him not being a cop only makes it more terrifying for you in this situation.

"Alright, Sarah, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME. You know what the punishment is for public nudity?" The fake cop shouts at you menacingly from the car.

"No..." You say, eyes welling up with tears as you know what he's probably going to want to do, knowing your luck.

"A rough butt fucking!" He shouts back with glee at you, and you start to openly weep. How bad is this day gonna get? He looks at his gun like he's unsure he wants to take it off either of you yet. "Cuntsky, can I trust you without the handcuffs?"

"There's zipties in the trunk!" The bound officer shouts back, as though she wants to stay in her cuffs; still rubbing her face in your hair like a weirdo. Why is he holding a gun on her if she likes the restraints?What the fuck is going on here?

Detective Hardass excitedly runs to the trunk, finally taking the gun off of you both for the first time and you breathe a sigh of relief. If you're gonna be left alone with one of the two psychos, it might as well be this one.

"What the fuck is going on? You aren't really cops are you?" You ask Officer Cuntsky now that the terrifying man is gone from earshot. She begins to answer you in an extremely official fashion, even giving a badge number. She sounds like a cop. A fucked up cop, but a cop just the same. Is she a hostage too?

Before you can go down this line of thinking any further, the entire idea disappears from your brain as a loud shotgun blast blares out, violently shattering the windshield of the only other car nearby. You're screaming at the top of your lungs the moment the shot rings out, simply out of surprise before you can be properly scared by what happened. You continue a terrified scream over the loud car alarm from the busted car.

Detective Hardass quickly slams the trunk, rushing towards you with his face as white as a sheet. He clearly didn't mean to shoot the car and his demeanor is entirely changed. Officer Cuntsky stares at him with a serious look for once.

"Alright, fun's over. Cuntsky get her in the car, let's just get out of here before someone calls the... uh... Let's just go." The clearly fake detective says to you. He starts hurrying towards the vehicle, quickly realizing that Officer Cuntsky can't carry you with her handcuffs on. He opens the back door and glares at you. "You have the right to remain silent, or whatever. Just get in, okay?"

Officer Cuntsky nudges you with her head, trying to stand you up, even though it's useless the way she's doing it. You stand up on your own, and the naked lady cop continues pushing you with her head.

Seems like a good chance to run away from these psychos. You aren't tied up, though he has a gun, or several, he doesn't seem to want to use it on you. Could be your only chance to get away from these maniacs.