Ape Escape

One of the first things you notice is that you are no longer sitting up on the couch but rather lying down on the floor behind it. Granted, you had no recollection of ever making the move from the couch to the floor but that was a thought that was quickly pushed to the back of your mind. Instead your senses and all of your neurons are pushed into figuring out who or what the hell is lying on top of you. When you open your eyes you are greeted by two pairs of eyes, one a light emerald green and the other a dark deep ocean blue, “Erm…well, hello?”

“Fucking FINALLY!” the pair of green eyes shake as a deep yet completely feminine voice shouts out, “Can you feel the power of this guy Hebi? He even got us out of that fucking sword!”

The blue eyes nod quickly, the corners of the azure orbs crinkling up indicating a mile wide smile, “Yessss I can Ssssaru…he’ssss much better than that idiot Renji!”

“May I interject for a second?” You speak up, the two pairs of eyes turning from one another to look at you, “Yes…both of you are REALLY close…kind of invading my personal space you understand.”

The green eyes glow with mirth as a hot and lusty whisper breaks over your throat, “That won’t be all I’ll invade…master.”

“Yeah,” The blue eyes glow with the same seductive amusement as the feeling of a feather light touch tickles against your throat, “for a Massster as ssstrong and handsssome as you…I think we’ll be getting to know each other VERY intimately…”

It is only by some miraculous saving grace that out of the corner of your eye you see a flash of pink which is quickly followed by, “Saru-chan! Hebi-chan!”

Finally the two pairs of eyes lift from being so close to your body, both of the beings atop you rising up to reveal the rest of the lovely forms. The green eyed one, and the most likely candidate for what you guessed was Saru, was covered with a fine layer of forest green fur save for some rather provocative spots around her chest, stomach, neck, and thankfully her face. Her hair is a vibrant shade of rosy pink and it cascades down her back in a messy wave of feminine crimson.

The other one, what you would guess is hissing Hebi, is a much smaller girl garbed in the purest white clothing you’ve ever seen outside of Hueco Mundo. Her hair is a brilliant pink color much like her associate and, if the long cylindrical thing you feel on your leg is NOT what you think it is…then you would say the sneaky little snake has a tail.

“Haineko?” Saru say with evident surprise in her tone, “How the fuck did you get here?”

“Master took me away from mean old Matsumoto-obaa-chan and broke me out of my sword!” Haineko says with a brightly shining smile, “and then he got Yoruchi-san and Sui-fong-san to join him too!” Instantly the two new spirits in the room turn to see that indeed, Yoruichi and Sui-fong were in the room…and wearing cat cosplay by the looks of it.

“Well I’ll be damned,” Saru’s voice is again saturated with surprise as she turns to you with a rather sultry grin, “So do I get to know the name I’ll be screaming out later tonight?”

Instantly your face is assaulted with a blush at Saru’s forwardness, but it is Hebi that really causes your eyes to nearly bug out of your skull, “HEY! Sssshare Chimpette, I thought we agreed on that!”

Saru scoffs, smirking at Hebi as she speaks, “You look down at him and tell me you want to share.”

“Good point…” Hebi says with a looming predatory grin, hunger raging in her tempest blue eyes as she joins Saru’s starving stare…

Two sounds whacks echo throughout the room, both of the sword spirits rolling off your body quickly and rubbing their skulls in pain. Standing above you, one girl for each smoking fist is Nel and Grim, their eyes glaring with unkempt rage at the green money and the white serpent. “Oi, we share in this house bitch!” Grim heatedly growls, Nel picking up whatever slack there might have been with her own angered voice, “AND we never do anything to John that John doesn’t want!”