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Chapter 9 by lilguy lilguy

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You’re easily one of the strongest women in your weight class and can hit like a professional boxer. Where’d you pick this up?

Oh grew up with 6 brothers. 3 older and 3 younger. We use to fight all the time and I learn a few moves. Had to protect my younger ones from any tough bullies and my oldest were fighters getting to all sorts of stuff, some criminal. My dad was a tough old bastard and wanted me to learn how to handle myself. He did some amateur boxing. So I practice every day, could punch a hole into a wall soon. My mum was a wild bird. Bartender, drink and dance and hot as hell. Divorce though but still on and off.

Does wrestling interfere with your music? Or the other way around?

No man. I love to sign and Love to fuck and I defiantly love to fight. Oh and to drink. This lets me do all those things. What Job could you come there Drunk, half naked, Fist fuck a girl half way through your Job and then leave without being fired. Very few. The fights help people know about my Band. It increases the ticket sales to my Gigs. And my Band helps people know about my wrestling. It’s great. Sometime my Band may complain about not practicing, Then I remind them there a bunch of drunken **** up and sex up slackers who show up to practice less then me. And I have a decency not to lose my lunch on the stage after a few like them. They quiet down after that, love those Girls.

Tell us a bit about your band and how you started to play.

It called the Wild girls. We join together because we all had been kicked out of other bands due to punching, fucking, and general bad behavior. Some were groupies who toured with Bands. My lead guitarist Wendy, had fucked the Sex pistols, Rolling Stone, Grateful Dead (and yes they were bloody Gratefully) and some rap groups. She was kicked out due to fucking one in a coma which made them miss some gigs. Some of had records..due to fucking FILTIH(cops for you yanks) harassing us and arresting us. I lead the Band because believe it or not I am the most Sober. Never do ****. Don’t get me wrong I smoke a fag every now and then but my mind fucked up enough without doing any ****.

We rock out; fuck groupies by the Bus loads and party. Our sounds are hard and fiercest with a mixture of metal, punk, Soul, R&B, Jazz and what ever we feel like tossing in. We rock hard to sell out crowed and got a label. We aren’t that big in the states…fucking Wal-Mart wont sale our record CUM DUMPSTERS causes it to raunchy. We sing lyrics like where Lioness, hear us Roar, We make men dicks Sore, we still kick you in the balls if your call us a whore. We did sale some places in the states, but got banned in some area due to onstage LEWDNESS with some fans that my lawyers said don’t bring up.

You’re known as an extremely wild and reckless fighter. What are some of the harshest injuries and beatings you’ve given or received?

Nearly broke me Ribs fighting this Crazy ass Bitch Becky Luv. It was a no rules Match. The match went around the arena and soon outside. We were tossing each other through windows, and chaining each other. We were a bloody and cum drench mess after the fight was over. Thing that covered both. Luckily the Arena got gobs of money and basically connections with the cops. So the damages were paid for and none of us went to jail.

What’s your idea of a perfect night off?

Going to a Pub after a killer night of partying. Drinks and playing pool. We talk while hanging out. Then me my Bands mates pick up some groupies and fucked them against the pool table or bar. Then maybe one of my wrestling buddies join in and we party all night. So basically how I spend most my nights.

Does all of your drinking interfere with your wrestling skills or health? It would seem like beer would keep you out of shape.

(In the middle of drinking a Beer) Come again? Can’t hear you over my Drunken Haze. I lose to pounds by being on the stages, working my ass off to give a great show to the fans. Giving my all. Not one of those lipsinking Britney spears bitches. I am constantly moving around and put my. At the end I am drench in sweat from giving those fuckers the best show ever. Also all the wrestling and sex helps to

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