Anger

LILLY: *WTF! What a perv."

LILLY: *I was just being friendly and you're over there jerking off? Wait until I tell your wife at church Sunday.*

I was suddenly in a panic, understandably. I had made a mistake and she was about to blow up my life.

ME: *Please no!*

LILLY: *OMG! I'm young enough to be your daughter.*

ME: *Lilly, I'm sorry.*

LILLY: *Is this what you do? Pick up innocent young girls?*

ME: *Please. I'm not like that.*

LILLY: *We'll see what Leigh says when I show her the picture you sent me! I saw your erection.*

LILLY: *Bet she kicks your butt out!*

ME: *Oh god please don't. I love my wife. I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry.*

LILLY: *There is only one way out for you, pervert!*

ME: *Please. Be reasonable.*

LILLY: *Send me a pic of your hard, daddy cock.*

Once again I was caught off guard.

LILLY: *Now, DADDY.*

LILLY: *Send it or I tell on you.*