Andrew tries to comfort Anya

"Damn the bunnies! They're probably minions of the first." Anya had a look of fear in her eyes.

"It's okay Anya...I'll protect you." Andrew said while putting his hand on her shoulder. Anya pushed his hand away and rolled her eyes.

"How are you...a virginal trekkie who screams like a girl...gonna protect me...an ex-demon who's over a thousand years old." Anya said cruelly.

Andrew's feelings were hurt by this comment but he tried not to show it. He's been used and abused by the Scooby gang and it was starting to get old. "You know Anya if you're so tough why don't you go out there and fight those bunnies yourself."

Anya's eyes were wide open and the thought of going near those psycho-killer bunnies made her shudder. She fell to the floor into a fetal position. "No! Don't make me go near the...hoppity...cottin tailed...carrot eating...floppy eared...BUNNIES!"

Andrew fell to his knees next to Anya. "Anya...there are no bunnies in this room just me." Anya looked up at Andrew and put her arms around him. She did it so forcfully that it made Andrew fall onto his back and Anya was now lying on top of him.
"oh hate them." Anya said and she looked into his eyes. There was a moment of uncomfortable silence and then Anya all of a sudden seemed to come out of her trance. She pulled herself off of Andrew. "Sorry about that but i have this thing...about...bunnies."
"You really need to see therapist about this," Andrew said. Andrew couldn't help himself but all of a sudden burst into laughter. The whole thing was funny she maimed and killed men for at least a thousand years yet Bugs Bunny sent her into epileptic fits.
"Are you laughing at me? Don't you laugh at me...you geek," Anya was reallly annoyed now. Andrew finally controlled himself. "Maybe my last day on earth and I'm trapped in this room with you. I was suppossed to be having hot, steamy sex." Anya sounded as if she was about to cry. "It's not fair everyone else is getting it on. Even the slayerettes are probably experimenting with each other." Anya sat on the bed.
Andrew sat next to her. "Tell me about it. I wanted to loose my virginity to Dawn but she wanted me to help her to get together with Xa...uh...with...Giles."
"Giles?!What a dirty old man...he is a good kisser from what i remember."
"huh"
"One of Willow's spells gone bad." Anya thought for a moment, "You know you aren't that bad looking and I've been with lot worse. A chaos demon with antlers and a feral demon once. feral demons are pretty nasty...I don't know what i was thinking with that. Anyways..." Anya put a hand on Andrews knee "Since we're trapped in here and i really want to get off and you want to lose your virginity...would you wanna fuck?"