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The arcade is friggin' packed, but it's for Sana, so I brave the crowds of nerds.

"Lotsa people are here to play Gacha Gacha, huh?"

Sana looked upset in spite of obviously being in heaven. "Yeah. I hope I get to play it."

Up on stage, some older woman was telling the throngs of geeks about how great this thing was. Looked like a couple of those sleep chambers from Aliens with a big metal dick in between. Then the woman asked for volunteers.

I turned to Sana, grabbed her hand and went toward the machine. "Oh, don't worry, Sana-chan. If you wanna play this thing, you're gonna."

"N-no, Misa-san, everyone else is waiting for their tur-"

"Hey! We're your players! Hook us up." The lady giving the speech stopped (ok, I didn't exactly wait for her to stop) and looked at us like we were crazy. Then she smiled and told us to get in the pods. The lid shut and everything was really dark. Not even a little line of light from where the thing opened was there. Before I could worry too much about it, the overhead part turned on and a short blond girl was greeting me really politely, which I was not used to. She asked me to pretty please choose what I wanted to do, indicating a virtual menu of Sports, Fighting, Adventure and Dating.

Dating is out! There's no way I'm gonna go on a date with all those dorks watching outside. In fact, I was fairly sure I would have to tell some of them I was taken before they'd let me leave.

Sports might be fun, but why not play real sports and burn the calories?

Fighting? No.

Adventure was kinda vague, but sure, why not? Not like the other options were enticing me. I told the girl I'd do that. She bowed and the whole world went fuzzy.

"What the hell is this?" I asked her. She didn't answer, the little digital bitch. instead, she turned into a guy I'd never seen before and grabbed me. As I struggled to get away, I thought of what I would buy with all the money from suing whoever made this damn machine. He didn't like, GRAB me, he hugged me, but it was still creepy. I felt something in me, and started freaking out. 'Adventure' wasn't supposed to be a euphemism for '****'! I cracked an eye to see what exactly was happening. He wasn't fucking me or anything but he was going into me completely. I almost puked when he was halfway in and....

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