An unimportant nobody passes by.

Kaito Ito was a loser even by normal standards, but in a village like Konoha, being a guy without any ninja skills like him, being a loser get a whole new meaning! He was someone you would immediately forget after just meeting him! To say he was heavy build would be a nice paraphrase for he being a fat ass. With his unclean skin and bad smell, he was opposite of a womanizer.

He cursed and loves the fact that he lives in Konoha, because of the way the women dress in the village. In other parts of the world it would considered slutty, but here it was casual. And the fact that the women talk to each other like cheap sluts made it even hotter. The downer was that he had no chance in hell with a single one of them. So it was quite frustrating and always lead to some intense masturbation at the end of the day.

Just now he was walking through the park and tried to hide his raging hard-on. Most of the women he passed would look more appropriate if they where naked than with what they were wearing just now. Than he saw a yellow-haired dude with an dark-haired bombshell resting in his leap. Oh man she was hot and he envy the goofy looking guy.

Before he reached them an urge strikes him, he had to pee. He chose the tree behind the two and while he relieves himself, he tried to get a better look at the beauty. Sadly he could just see the dude and the book he was holding. He seems to have written down some random facts about the village, strange. Than he changed one sentence:

“All the women of Konoha dress in very slutty clothing.”

“All the women of Konoha dress in very sexy clothing.”

Kaito could not understand who someone could describe the clothing in the village anything other than slutty, but than it hit him. Before his eyes the cloth of the passing women changed, they now cover a lot more. When Kaito caught himself again, the guy has changed other things. Women where now talking casually with each other and no longer like foul-mouthed sluts.

Kaito was shocked, that book could change reality, he had to have it, but how, that guy was an ninja and he was a loser! So he had to wait for his chance. He lay low and waited.

Shortly afterwards the beauty woke up. An after a short odd conversation, the left for a date, Kaito short behind them. He waited till they were deep in a conversation, than he stole the book.

Delighted he ran home.