An unattractive male doctor

Joe stepped out of the elevator on the second floor, the soft chime echoing faintly as the doors slid shut behind him. The hospital's air was thick with the scent of disinfectant and the faint hum of fluorescent lights overhead. He adjusted his backpack, the weight of his tools shifting slightly against his shoulders. His tablet, still clutched in one hand, told him to go to room 213 to perform maintenance on Dr. Albert Whitman, an ophthalmologist golem.

Joe was coming up with a made up story for him to go for consult today as he walked to the correct door. Reaching Room 203, Joe paused for a moment, glancing at the nameplate on the door: "Albert Whitman, M.D. - Ophthalmology." He took a deep breath, mentally preparing himself for the task ahead and double checking this is where he should be.

"Good morning, Doctor," Joe said, flashing a warm smile at the golem seated behind the desk. Dr. Whitman looked up from his computer, his eyes crinkling at the corners as he smiled.

"Ah, good morning! I'm afraid I'm running a bit behind schedule today. Please, have a seat." He gestured to the chair in front of his desk, and Joe obliged, trying to look normal.

"So, what seems to be the problem today?" Dr. Chen asked, his eyes sparkling with interest as Joe launched into his cover story, explaining that he had been experiencing some minor symptoms and wanted to get checked out. Dr. Whitman listened attentively, nodding along as Joe spoke and was searching for the default modifier.

“Okay doctor, so this is my last prescription, I wanted to see your opinion” said Joe as he showed the golem a blank paper with the modifier script in front of it. Just as the golem made a confused face and was about to speak up about the empty document Joe had shown him, his expression immediately smoothed into a blank emotionless face with glassy eyes as his body became stiff. The golems posture looked uncomfortably straight in its chair. This was no longer a friendly doctor, but a golem showing its true nature.

“Close the door and stand in the middle of the room” said Joe in a commanding voice to Dr Whitman. The doctor immediately complied, rising from its chair mechanically, walking over to the door and closing it, the sound of the latch clicking into place echoing through the otherwise silent room as the golem stood in the middle of the room looking straight ahead.

Joe watched as the golem, still standing stiffly in the middle of the room, awaited its next command.

"Undress yourself completely”, his eyes locked on the golem. Dr. Whitman, now devoid of any human-like expressions. It began unbuttoning his shirt with stiff, precise movements. The fabric parted to reveal a round, hairy chest and belly that jiggled slightly as the golem moved. Joe had seen countless golems before, but the sheer realism never ceased to amaze him, the rolls of fat around its midsection looking entirely natural. As the shirt dropped to the floor, the golem moved on to its pants, unbuckling the belt with the same mechanical efficiency.

As the shirt dropped to the floor, the golem moved on to its pants, unbuckling the belt with the same mechanical efficiency. As the golem stepped out of its underwear, revealing a small flaccid penis and a patch of curly pubic hair. The golem stood there, naked and passively looking straight ahead.

“Okay, time for your physical inspection”, Joe didn’t like it all that much when the golems he had to check where as unattractive as the specimen before him, but the fact that they weren’t real people made it less troubling for him.

Joe stepped forward, reaching out to begin the inspection. He started with the golem's mouth, prying it open with a firm grip on the jaw. The golem's eyes remained glassy and unfocused, its body rigid as Joe shone a light inside, checking for any signs of wear or damage. He probed deeper, his fingers tracing the contours of the golem's gums and the back of its throat, ensuring everything was in order. The golem's artificial flesh felt surprisingly lifelike under his touch, but Joe knew it was all just meticulously crafted dirt and magic developed over multiple centuries.

Next, Joe moved to the genitalia, his hands moving with a practiced roughness. He squeezed and prodded, checking for any anomalies or weaknesses. The golem's flaccid penis showed no signs of damage, and the surrounding pubic hair was perfectly intact. Joe's inspection on the rest of the body was thorough, leaving no stone unturned as he ensured the golem’s human appearance wasn’t compromised. Despite the golem's unattractive appearance, Joe's professionalism kept him focused, though he couldn't help but feel a slight sense of discomfort at the sheer realism of the human-shaped thing he was currently touching.

Joe then placed two fingers on the golem's forehead, its eyes turning white as its mouth hung opened and it dropped its script, the body falling harshly onto the floor—golems are tougher than humans, they're made to withstand falls like this. Joe retrieved the script, and inserted it into the scanner, the device's screen flickering as it processed the microscopic markings that encoded the persona the golem was emulating to be. After several minutes everything checked out fine—no unauthorized modifications. Joe put the script back into the golem and had to quickly flash the default modifier again to not have him cause a scene. Dr Whitman stood back again emotionlessly in his office.

Joe was about to wrap things up as he remembered the pattern of so many golems having a divorced backstory.

"So, Doctor," Joe began, his voice steady but tinged with a morbid curiosity, "why did your wife divorce you?" The golem's expression didn't change, its voice flat and monotone as it replied, "My wife divorced me due to my erectile dysfunction." The words hung in the air, devoid of any emotion, Joe almost laughed. He had encountered many golems with intricate backstories, but this one didn’t have much to it.

"And when were you manufactured?" he asked. The golem's response was immediate, its voice still devoid of any inflection. "I was manufactured eight years ago.”, after some consideration it made sense to Joe, back then golem production was more expensive; scripts, appearance and backstory had to be designed by a human, so giving the golem a fake family was just too expensive to justify the cost, that’s probably why he saw so many divorced golems in his day to day.

Joe's lips curled into a sly grin as a mischievous thought crossed his mind. He had always found the contrast between the golems' backstories and their physical capabilities fascinating, and this particular golem's tale of erectile dysfunction was too tempting to ignore. "Dr. Whitman," he said, his voice carrying a hint of amusement, "I want you to get erect." The golem's expression remained blank, but its body responded without hesitation. In a matter of seconds, its flaccid penis stiffened, rising to a full erection with an unnatural speed and rigidity that no human could match.

"Good," Joe said, his tone casual. "Now, I want you to ejaculate into your coffee mug." The golem turned its head towards the desk, its glassy eyes focusing on the mug that sat beside the computer. It reached out with mechanical precision, picking up the mug and holding it in front of its groin. A moment later, it complied, its coffee mug, originally filled with dark coffee now looked more like a cappuccino.

"You can dress now," Joe instructed, breaking the silence.

As the doctor now sat in front of his desk with a blank face Joe wrapped things up. “Okay, return to personality emulation, fill your memory of this checkup as me not having medical issues, but don’t log this visit in my medical history. Oh, and ignore the weird taste of your coffee” commanded Joe. One second the golem looked blankly ahead, then the next it animated and returned to being Dr Whitman. “Okay, looks like we’re done here, you look healthy to me. Unless you have further questions you’re free to go” said the golem jokingly as he sipped on his coffee.

Joe exited the office and marked in his tablet and marked one row off of his list of assigned golems for today.