An unattractive but qualified lawyer

"Hello, Mr. Doe. I am Miss Havisham."

"Hello, Miss Havisham, nice to meet you and thank you for sparing some of your time." You greet the short haired woman as she invites you in her office.

Miss Havisham is a rather old lady, already past her prime. You do not find anything attractive about her but that does not matter. The reason you are here is that Miss Havisham is an experienced lawyer. She worked in the field for almost twenty years and should definitely be able to help you.

You did draft a sloppy agreement between you and Judy by looking around the internet but for the large project you have in mind, you cannot afford to make any mistake. You need a professional to help you to make your contract such that nobody shall be able to escape from it.

"So, what brings you here today? According to what you said when making your appointment, you want to clarify a few legal details and to draft a contract of some sort? The secretary did not do a very good job at noting down what you said." Miss Havisham says.

"Yes, that's what I am here for."

"Please," she signals you explain more clearly.

"First, I would like to thank you, Miss Havisham, for letting me into your office. As a repayment, I shall allow you to immediately sign the contract we are about to draft once it is ready and to keep it an absolute secret, what do you think?"

"Really? Usually lawyers like me should stay away from our clients' contract but since I am given the chance, I will gladly take it." Miss Havisham rubs her hands excitedly.

You smile. "Very well. So here's what I want the contract to be about. Essentially, I want you to draft a **** contract. Whoever will sign it shall agree to become my **** and serve me unconditionally."

"What? Mr. Doe... Are you joking?"

"I am afraid not." You shake you head.

"Mr. Doe... Please don't take it to heart but I think you might be delusional. Slavery has been abolished so long ago. It is illegal to own a **** or even be a ****. I don't think it is possible to make a legal contract of that sort and also, I do not wish to be involve in such matters. It goes against all moral principles!" Miss Havisham narrows her eyes.

"Oh? Too bad then. Thank you for your information." You say as you wear a disappointed expression. "How about I repay you by giving you the opportunity to write the contract for me anyway. I don't need a lawful contract. It just needs to be written as a form of agreement stating that the person who signs shall agree to all the clauses of the agreement."

As you expect, Miss Havisham's expression quickly soften. She beams with joy at the idea of being able to write your contract. "Then, tell me the details."

"Well... You already know what slaves are. I basically need the people who sign the agreement to acknowledge that they are slaves and that I am their master."

"You shall put a clause that they must unconditionally serve me and obey my orders. They must never try to harm me. In fact, every single one of their action shall have my best interest in mind. They are allowed to live normally and have short term goals but their final aim shall be to please me."

"What else?" Miss Havisham quickly notes down everything you say.

"Those who sign must agree to sacrifice their life for me if needed. I have the right to **** them, kill them or do anything I wish to their body or properties. They shall even enjoy anything I make them go through. Also, add in a clause that I am allowed to modify the contract at any time and that they will have to agree with the changes no matter how unreasonable they are."

"Those who are married and sign the contract shall immediately divorce their partners. Those who are in a relationship must break up. They are not allowed to be in any relationship aside from the master and **** relationship with me. My words will be absolute; my orders shall be their will. There will also be people that I appoint as my representatives that can order them around. They cannot disobey the orders, regardless of what they are. Naturally, this is overwritten if the orders may somehow harm me."

"You can fill in the gaps yourself. I just want slaves ready to do anything for me while feeling nothing but bliss. They must keep their intelligence though because I will need help to build a proper kingdom."

Miss Havisham writes down every word you say at an incredible speed. She looks at you and ask, "Anything else?"

"I might need several versions of this contract. For example, I just ordered a few custom-made giant matriculation books before coming here. Make it such that everyone who signs these matriculation books also agree with all the terms of the contract. I will print the contract on the few front pages of the books."