An awkward awakening

Pardoo wakes up with a groan. His body is sore all over, and his mind is feeling a bit foggy, but still, the feeling of this soft, silky fabric on his butt is quite nice...

Wait a minute.

The disgraced paladin's eyes shoot wide in shock as he sits up and starts panicking.

He's in a strange bed, in a room he doesn't recognize, but even more shocking than that, he's in it totally naked!

"M-my clothes!" The normally brave and bold holy warrior stammers as his cheeks burn with embarrassment. "W-where are my clothes!?"

He frantically slides around on the bed, unintentionally letting the sensually soft fabric rub against his balls and increasingly stiff cock, as he leans over each side of the bed. He hopes to find his modest garments (especially his boxer shorts) pooled on the floor, but alas, everything is gone.

Then, a strange smell wafts into the room, it smells like... bacon? But it's a bit pungent, as if someone was burning it.

The utterly despoiled warrior stands up on shaky, sore legs and then wraps one of those extremely soft bedsheets around his otherwise naked body, gasping at how good it feels.

His cock twitches as it rises to half-mast, forcing him to loosen his grip a bit lest his mind grow distracted. He sniffs the air once more.

Yes, that definitely smells like burnt bacon.

Our brave warrior hobbles into the hallway, still half-asleep as he goes to investigate the odor, that he realizes, is coming from the kitchen.

He steps in side and gasps as his memories of the previous day all quickly come back to him.