Amy's roommate takes inventory for the group

Among the girls in the group text was Shirley, Amy's roommate who was always amused by her do-gooder antics.

"hold on," she texted the group, "lm see how many clothes she has"

"wait, why?" Rachel asked.

"To see how many times we have to get her to donate until she has none left, silly!" was the replied.

Rachel cracked a wry smile. She just wanted to embarrass Amy some more, she didn't expect to actually have her give literally all of her wardrobe away.

"brb," Shirley interrupted Rachel's thoughts.

"k" was what Rachel texted as the group held their breaths for Shirley to report back.

"She's got 5 pairs of shoes, 6 pairs of underwear, 2 sports bras, 10 shirts, 5 pairs of shorts, 10 pairs of pants, and 4 dresses."

"Damn it," one of the girls texted, "there's not enough of us to make her donate all of that ish."

"We only need to do it once," Shirley assured everyone, "and then I can donate the rest to Goodwill or smthn."

"Alright, bet," Rachel reacted as the rest of the girls hatched their scheme.

"But what if she buys more?" someone asked.

"I'll talk her out of it," Shirley continued.