Ambush!

An idea strikes you; if you pretend not to notice them, the adventurer might try to sneak around you, and then you could get the jump on them! ...Okay, not the greatest plan in history, but it's worth a shot at least, if you can move fast enough before they make a break for it. Quickly, you hop over to the steps, turning to stare blankly out into the middle-distance.

Within moments, the light subsides. From off to your left, you hear the sound of two short claps and a woman's voice.

"Yosh! Tim said this was, like, literally the only dungeon I can solo right now; all I have to do is run past the guard and heal all the zombies until I level up. Easy!" Just like that, she starts splashing pell-mell straight in your direction.

...Drat. You were hoping she'd at least try to sneak. You start shifting yourself to the right, preparing...

She hits the steps two at a time. One, three--

"Avast!" You shout, spinning as quickly as you can, hands clamping down like vices the moment they touch cloth. "Thou shalt ne'er--!"

"YEEEK!!" The moment you touch her, the cleric spins in the opposite direction, tripping backwards and pulling you down on top of her with a squeal and the sounds of rending fabric.

For a minute, your world goes dark. You can feel a dull warmth across your front, and you seem to be bobbing up and down somewhat erratically. You can still hear the ambience of the swamp, but it's somewhat muffled from whatever's causing the same dull warmth around your ears... or so you'd think, until, a moment later, your opponent resumes screaming.

"Kyaa! Pervert! Getoffgetoffgetoff! I'll heal you, I swear!"

Shit! Your Chi is ticking up gradually, but you still can't move like this, and the fall ratcheted your arms up over your head again! You brace for the rolling wave of fire through your body...

...But it doesn't come. Instead, the glow trickling its way into your body grows more intense for a moment, then dies away again. Another long moment of silence passes. Did she...?

"Shit! I forgot how to heal enemies! Just get off me you stupid zombiieeeee!" After thrashing underneath you for a moment, she manages to position herself to kick you up and off her; fortunately, just as you ticked up over 40 Chi, the tension leaving your body giving you just enough wiggle room to flail to stay upright.

...Holy shit. The cleric's obviously an elf, from the long, pointed ears; brilliant emerald eyes; and long, blonde hair, and her build is fairly average for one; she's fairly thin, and has at least a full head and a half of height on you. The notable exception is her bust-- the top half of her robes were torn down around her waist by the fall, leaving her topless, and she must have cranked the breast slider and nothing else up to maximum-- you could only have fallen into her cleavage, because each of her breasts must be larger than your entire head!

You... you can't even move to attack her, transfixed as you are on those huge... tracts of land, looming at you like great twin peaks as she stands.