Amazment

As the Doctor and Rose entered the room, they stopped and stared. Another TARDIS was standing in the room. On a huge bed next to it was a tall, thin man with floppy hair. He was naked and on his back.

Astride him was a red-haired girl with incredibly long legs. From the moans she was making she was obviously Scottish.

The man looked up "Oh crap. It's me. Hello me"

The Doctor smiled at the man. "Hello me, which are you?"

"I'm the next regeneration. And this gorgeous girl, riding me in a very expert fashion is Amy Pond"

Rose looked confused. "Who is this, Doctor?"

Her Doctor looked at her and smiled. "He is me, or at least I will be him. Now I see why I am so turned on."

Amy looked at the other Doctor, and licked her lips. "Mmm, now here is a chance a girl doesn't get often. To be DPed by two of the same man."

[For more information on Amy Pond see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Pond]